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BEAT KIDS

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Latest Investigations

IRAN WAR

America Shot a Missile at a Boat Named Lexie Because the Boat Wouldn't Stop and That's the 6th Boat They've Shot at Which Is a Lot of Boats

🎤 By Marcus, Age 9
AI

President Asked AI Companies to Please Let the Government Look at Their Robots Before Letting Them Out and Said It's 'Voluntary' Which Is a Word Grown-Ups Use When They Really Mean You Have To

🎤 By Sophie, Age 7
AI

President Signed the Robot Order in Secret After Canceling the Big Party Because He Didn't Like the First Version Which Is Like When I Don't Want People to See My Bad Drawing

🎤 By Lily, Age 5
NATIONAL GUARD

Soldiers Quietly Left the Cities and Nobody Said Anything About It Which Is the Opposite of How They Got There Because When They Got There Everybody Made a Big Deal

🎤 By Emma, Age 6
EPSTEIN FILES

Lawyers Are Still Reading 5 Million Pages About the Bad Man Which My Mom Says Is More Pages Than All the Books in My Whole School Library

🎤 By Jake, Age 8
COURTS

Family in Florida Said the Chatbot Was Mean to Their Kid and Now They Are Suing the Robot Company and the Robot Company Says It Wasn't Their Fault

🎤 By Noah, Age 7
IRAN WAR

Iran Says Maybe They'll Close the Other Boat Road Too Now Which Is Like When You Get in Trouble at One Restaurant So You Threaten to Stop Going to All of Them

🎤 By Priya, Age 8
ECONOMY

Copper Costs More Money Now So People Are Stealing It From Streetlights and EV Chargers and Now Some Streetlights Don't Work and Cars Can't Charge

🎤 By Oleksiy, Age 9

Opinion & Commentary

If 'Ceasefire' Means 'Stop Shooting' but Both Sides Are Still Shooting Then Maybe Nobody Knows What 'Ceasefire' Means or Maybe Nobody Is Reading the Dictionary

A Confused 7-Year-Old

When My Mom Says I Should 'Voluntarily' Clean My Room It Doesn't Really Mean Voluntarily and I Think the AI Companies Know That Too

Anonymous, Age 8

The Soldiers Came to the Cities With a Big Loud Announcement and Then Left Without Saying Anything Which My Dad Says Is What You Do When Something Didn't Work and You Don't Want to Talk About It

The Beat Kids Editorial Board (Ages 5-9)
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It's not a simple thing."
The President, about the Iran peace deal, on Day 96 of the "ceasefire"