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DAY 52

STRAIT OF HORMUZ

Boat Road Was Open on Friday Then Closed on Saturday Then Kind of Open on Sunday and Now Nobody Knows If Their Boat Can Go Through

Our 8-year-old correspondent asked the President what the plan is. He said the plan is that America is winning so much it doesn't need a plan. Then he asked other countries to please come help with the plan he doesn't have. They said no. He called them cowards. Our 8-year-old correspondent is still confused.

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By Mia, Age 8

Geopolitics Correspondent

Latest Investigations

STRAIT OF HORMUZ

Iran Said the Boat Road Was Open and President Said 'Thank You!' Then Iran Said Never Mind It's Closed Again and Now Nobody Knows What's Happening

🎤 By Marcus, Age 9

NATO

President Called All the Other Countries and Asked Them to Come Help With His War and Spain Said No and France Said No and Germany Said No and Italy Said No

🎤 By Sophie, Age 7

NATO

Other Countries Said No So President Said He Never Needed Their Help Anyway Which Is What I Say About Kids Who Won't Play With Me

🎤 By Emma, Age 6

STRAIT OF HORMUZ

Iran Has a Friend List of Countries Whose Boats Can Go Through and Yesterday India Was On It but Then Iran Shot at Two of India's Boats Anyway

🎤 By Priya, Age 8

JAPAN

Earthquake Shook Buildings for 7 Minutes and Now Japan Warns Bigger One Might Come and 1 Percent Chance Is 10 Times More Than Normal

🎤 By Yuki, Age 7

PSYCHEDELICS

President Signs Order to Let Doctors Give People Mushroom Medicine Then Asks 'Can I Have Some Please?' and Everyone Laughed

🎤 By Luna, Age 7

NATO

Poland Said No Because They Need Their Missiles for Russia Which Is a Pretty Good Reason Actually

🎤 By Aleks, Age 8

STRAIT OF HORMUZ

23 Boats Turned Around Because America's Boats Told Them To and 9 Boats Got Through Somehow and Grown-Ups Call This a 'Strategy'

🎤 By Jake, Age 8

Opinion & Commentary

If You Ask Your Friends to Help and They Say No You Shouldn't Call Them Cowards Because That Is Mean and Also Not How You Make Friends

A Concerned 7-Year-Old

My Dad Says You Can't Say 'I Don't Need Help' and 'Why Won't You Help Me' at the Same Time Unless You Don't Know What Words Mean

Anonymous, Age 8

When Two Grown-Ups Say Different Things About the Same Thing at the Same Time One of Them Is Lying and My Mom Says Usually It's the Louder One

The Beat Kids Editorial Board (Ages 5-9)