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BREAKING: 8-Year-Old Asks 'What Took So Long?' After First Royal Arrested in 400 Years ★ KING CHARLES SAYS 'THE LAW MUST TAKE ITS COURSE' WHICH IS WHAT MOM SAYS WHEN SOMEONE'S IN BIG TROUBLE ★ PRESIDENT APPEARS 38,000 TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES BUT SAYS HE 'BARELY KNEW THE GUY' ★ TRUMP GIVES IRAN '10 TO 15 DAYS' WHICH SOUNDS LIKE WHEN MOM SAYS 'WE'LL SEE' ★ 7-YEAR-OLD ASKS 'CAN I RENAME MY ROOM THE TIMMY ZONE?' AFTER PRESIDENT RENAMES PEACE INSTITUTE AFTER HIMSELF ★ MAN SAYS 'I CAN'T SWEAT' AS DEFENSE WHICH IS WHAT TIMMY SAID ABOUT HOMEWORK ★ BREAKING: 8-Year-Old Asks 'What Took So Long?' After First Royal Arrested in 400 Years ★ KING CHARLES SAYS 'THE LAW MUST TAKE ITS COURSE' WHICH IS WHAT MOM SAYS WHEN SOMEONE'S IN BIG TROUBLE ★ PRESIDENT APPEARS 38,000 TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES BUT SAYS HE 'BARELY KNEW THE GUY' ★ TRUMP GIVES IRAN '10 TO 15 DAYS' WHICH SOUNDS LIKE WHEN MOM SAYS 'WE'LL SEE' ★ 7-YEAR-OLD ASKS 'CAN I RENAME MY ROOM THE TIMMY ZONE?' AFTER PRESIDENT RENAMES PEACE INSTITUTE AFTER HIMSELF ★ MAN SAYS 'I CAN'T SWEAT' AS DEFENSE WHICH IS WHAT TIMMY SAID ABOUT HOMEWORK ★
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Latest Investigations

EPSTEIN FILES

President's Name Appears 38,000 Times in Documents He Says Prove He 'Barely Knew the Guy'

🎤 By Sophie, Age 7
IRAN

President Gives Iran '10 to 15 Days' to Make a Deal Which Is How Long Daddy Gives Me to Clean My Room Before He Gets Mad

🎤 By Marcus, Age 9
UK ROYALS

King Says Brother Must Face Justice While Standing in Palace Built by People Who Never Faced Justice

🎤 By Emma, Age 6
IRAN

Government Says 3,000 Died in Protests but Other People Say 7,000 and That's a Very Big Difference

🎤 By Jake, Age 8
BOARD OF PEACE

6-Year-Old Asks Why Grown-Ups Put Their Names on Everything After President Names Peace Building After Himself

🎤 By Lily, Age 5
EPSTEIN FILES

Family of Woman Who Died Fighting for Justice Says 'He Was Never a Prince' and Now Nobody Calls Him One

🎤 By Noah, Age 7
SHUTDOWN

5-Year-Old Asks Why They Don't Just Share After Government Closes Some of Itself Over Money Argument

🎤 By Sadie, Age 7
EPSTEIN FILES

Man Released Photos of Victims by Accident Then Said Sorry Which Is What I Do When I Break Something

🎤 By Oleksiy, Age 9

Opinion & Commentary

If He's Not a Prince Anymore Why Did Everyone Keep Calling Him One Until Today?

A Confused 6-Year-Old

My Teacher Says 38,000 Is a Lot and Daddy Says You Can't 'Barely Know' Someone You Talked to 38,000 Times

Anonymous, Age 8

The President Made a Club Called 'Board of Peace' but It Has Countries That Do Wars So Maybe He Doesn't Know What Words Mean

The Beat Kids Editorial Board (Ages 5-9)
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"If you didn't do anything wrong why did they keep you at the police station for 11 hours?"
Emma, Age 6, to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor